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roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

(via spaghettihos)

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angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

(Source: , via spaghettihos)

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fierrrrrrce:

this is god giving u a second chance

fierrrrrrce:

this is god giving u a second chance

(Source: 2cc48a, via guy)

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teamcristiano:

isnt it weird how anything can happen in football

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(via manu-and-cillessen)

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snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via guy)

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plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

(via xloveswift)

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lamelohan:

whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???

(via guy)

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via spaghettihos)